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Thread: Jokes & Funnies

  1. #41
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    The wifes leaving me, because she says I don't respect her any more.. I don't have a clue what shes meaning the silly cow.

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    My midget neighbour is really mad at me because I just can't stop taking the piss.


    Hi Ho him an apology, I think

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    It`s Better To Reign In Hell, Than Serve In Heaven!

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    It`s Better To Reign In Hell, Than Serve In Heaven!

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    Spent a few happy moments on the blue moon forum. Check out the united funnies thread
    Could have, should have, would have. It's never 'of'.

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    Somewhere there is a parallel universe where Oscar Shootorius is in trouble for pissing on his girlfriend.
    It`s Better To Reign In Hell, Than Serve In Heaven!

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    My mate asked today, "What's the possibility of Oscar Pistorius being found innocent?"

    I said, "There's more chance of him getting athletes foot."

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    'Man U have sacked David Moyes and placed Ryan Giggs in charge of team affairs for the remainder of the season'

    Well if ever there was an expert on affairs.......

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    It`s Better To Reign In Hell, Than Serve In Heaven!

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