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    After piss taking all season to a couple of United friends/ colleagues over Moyes and mid table finish I've been blitzed this last week or two! A couple made me smile. One was a pic of the SG slip against Chelsea with the caption 'have you suffered an accident at work that wasn't your fault'

    What goes beep beep beep beep? The Liverpool open top bus reversing back into the garage.

    My standard reply is 'am I to expect lots more of these from September when you have all that free time during midweeks'

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    It`s Better To Reign In Hell, Than Serve In Heaven!

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    It`s Better To Reign In Hell, Than Serve In Heaven!

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    It`s Better To Reign In Hell, Than Serve In Heaven!

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    It`s Better To Reign In Hell, Than Serve In Heaven!

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    It`s Better To Reign In Hell, Than Serve In Heaven!

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    My flatmate called me gay when I complained that I'd cut myself shaving.

    "Gay?" I said, "Look at the state of my leg!"
    It`s Better To Reign In Hell, Than Serve In Heaven!

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    Quasimodo went to his doctor.
    "How can I help you?" asked the doctor.
    "I just don't feel right," replied Quasimodo
    "OK, can you take off all your clothes and we'll try to find out what's wrong." said the doctor.
    Quasimodo took off ten vests,eight shirts and fourteen jumpers.
    "When was the last time you took off all your clothes?" asked the doctor.
    "When I was at school," replied Quasimodo.
    "Did you never wonder what happened to your school bag?" replied the doctor.
    It`s Better To Reign In Hell, Than Serve In Heaven!

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    Quote Originally Posted by justincredible View Post
    Is that Winston from New Girl?
    Wish I had £100m to blow on silver platters of charlie and escorts from Surinam!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jozza800 View Post
    Is that Winston from New Girl?

    Yup - er... I mean I dunno, that show is for girls!
     Denk Anders

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