Match Thread: Liverpool v Cardiff

[Crimson Dynasty]

You really are as ignorant and thick as they come, no offence, I am absolutely brilliant, I have abilities and capabilities you could never ever dream of possessing, I understand neurotypical people find that really really difficult, I really do, I had a 3 year period of sustained work place abuse for outselling the other 6 people in my team put together and making them look like absolute shite at their jobs and lazy and thick and them getting constantly lambasted by managers setting them targets to my levels of performance they could never ever possibly reach

I seriously can not tell if this is tongue-in-cheek, clever facetiousness and sarcasm at a level I can't grasp (or any mere mortal for that matter), or just severe brain damage combined with early-set dementia.

Someone help me out here, please.

[TheDOC1979]

When was his last good game?
This season.
Seriously asking.

He gets away with people talking about how good his quality is going forward, but on days like today when both aspects of his game are shite, then questions really need to be asked.

Cardiff's best chance in this game came from, once again, him getting caught way out of position with their winger having the freedom of the world to pick his spot and take a shot that just whistled wide of Kelleher's post.

Going forward, the less said of his atrocious "crosses" (if we can call them that), and his attempts at shots, the better.

I mean, seriously, what's the excuse now?
You've had two weeks off, and plenty of time to recharge your batteries after one of your poorer first halves of the season, and first game back he serves us up this?

He's having a laugh.

There was a stat on twitter stating Trent had the most interceptions in the league. They failed to also mention he lost possession more times than anyone in the league too.

Time off doesn’t seem to work in our favour CD. Especially for the young ones who think they’ve already made it. I’d be livid with that performance if I was Klopp.

[Crimson Dynasty]

There was a stat on twitter stating Trent had the most interceptions in the league. They failed to also mention he lost possession more times than anyone in the league too.

Time off doesn’t seem to work in our favour CD. Especially for the young ones who think they’ve already made it. I’d be livid with that performance if I was Klopp.

I know he has limited options where Trent is concerned (though I wouldn't begrudge him going with Gomez for second half), but if he comes back from that break with Jones and Naby still on that field, then I think we can take it as confirmation that he really doesn't give a shite about domestic cup competitions.
(...as if we didn't already know)

[Nineteenx]

What i don’t do is spout off shite like you every fucking day claiming to be this and that.

I don't spout shite, as i related to you in my post, it is incredibly common and renouned for people with incredibly high functioning autism to be attacked by neurotypical people with such accusations as yours for relating something that to them is normal that to neurotypical people is very pertinently not

Honestly you are pathetic, "I have a degree" So does my thick as shit brother, so did the four alleged best employ law solicitors in the UK, including masters degrees, I retired from the tribunal I represented myself in, with no prior experience or knowledge of employment law, you will automatically assume i am making that up to, but I am absolutely not

Stop being a bitter limited tw@t, if you've nowt nice to say, then say nowt

[justme]

I seriously can not tell if this is tongue-in-cheek, clever facetiousness and sarcasm at a level I can't grasp (or any mere mortal for that matter), or just severe brain damage combined with early-set dementia.

Someone help me out here, please.

Take your clothes off and do mirror training.. Thats the only way to achieve,the indepth knowledge.. Its a form of Buddhism that nineteen concocted to reach the ultimate of a know it all

[miller0863]

Think we could see Thiago early, then Elliott for 15 and a Diaz cameo to finish.

Depending on how the game is going …

[miller0863]

Jesus wept Kelleher lad

[Steveo]

We could be down to 10 here.


Phew - just a yellow

[Nineteenx]

Here we go, second half underway, come the fuck on Liverpool, be a bit better this half, particularly in your final ball and finishing, administer the bumming, get the win and book your place in the next round at home to Norwich

[Crimson Dynasty]

Kelleher is a lucky lucky boy.

But hold on a tick....
VAR is having a look....