"On the twelfth game of the Season,
Roy Hodgson gave to me
No Europe coming,
"Good draws" a-hyping,
No clean sheets a-keeping,
Blackpool are dancing,
Fans want the King in,
Fringe players hopes dimming,
Agger never playing,
Meireles - on - the - wings...
Sitting bottom third,
Christian Poulsen,
Everton above
And Paul fucking Konchesky."
Oh wait. It's a decade later and we have accumulated a European Cup, are defending League Champions, have been blessed with a lovely new stand, have a bunch of boss players, are led by the best Manager around - oh and we might even be a more desirable location for many potential transfers now than Barcelona or Real Madrid.
Merry Christmas indeed!
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