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    Quote Originally Posted by miller0863 View Post
    A walk to be braved only by the short sighted, extremely inebriated and terminally desperate.
    What about those who meet two out of three of those requirements?

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    I think two out of the three would have been sufficient for you to take a turn around the perimeter of the dance floor ... although as it has been closed for well over a decade, you won’t be able to display your bravery/ level of desperation Noods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miller0863 View Post
    I think two out of the three would have been sufficient for you to take a turn around the perimeter of the dance floor ... although as it has been closed for well over a decade, you won’t be able to display your bravery/ level of desperation Noods.
    Typical! Will my bad luck ever end!?!?!

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    England have no chance with the QE2 of a defender at the back.

    Edit the cargo ship currently stuck in the Suez canal turns quicker than Maguire
    Last edited by justme; 28th March 2021 at 06:32 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by justme View Post

    Edit the cargo ship currently stuck in the Suez canal turns quicker than Maguire
    Love it - brilliant! As as H. Simpson would say, "It's funny cos it's true"

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    That England performance is being described as "a good job well done".

    England have beaten Albania 2-0, and the lowest ranked side in the world 5-0, whilst the Danes (who haven't been mentioned by anyone, never mind receiving England levels of hype) have just beaten Moldova 8-0, and that was after not playing one outfield player who had played in their previous match.

    As usual the team/manager are being overrated/overhyped, whereupon they'll easily qualify for the final, but get beaten by any half decent team/one with a decent attack and/or defence.
    Last edited by RedNoodle; 28th March 2021 at 07:05 PM.

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    Switzerland 1-0 Lithuania
    Shaq after 2 minutes

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    Good that should add 2 million to his transfer fee. the fat lazy slow useless oaf.. and injured always
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    speaking of injured players all the time

    Matip
    Keita
    Shaqiri
    Oxlade
    etc etc etc reminds me of this fella.Name the injury they have had it
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    Quote Originally Posted by justme View Post
    speaking of injured players all the time

    Matip
    Keita
    Shaqiri
    Oxlade
    etc etc etc reminds me of this fella.Name the injury they have had it
    That looks like a perfectly healthy body to me. Is it possible for me to be able to swap my body for his? Though if that were to happen, the game's "operating table" will have to be larger than its real life counterpart in order to accommodate all my ailments/body parts that need to be removed, though as a bonus I do provide my own nose that turns red from time to time.

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