If we're being serious, there are two signings I'd like ideally.
1. A forward option that is either 5th-choice (better than Origi or Minamino) or good enough to push someone else down into 5th-choice. A "Jota-level" talent really, age maybe 21-25, who is in time good enough to displace the weakest of our front three as they are phased out (Firmino looks to be the one given his contract situation) in time.
2. A midfield signing that can take the minutes of the likely-departing Milner and more, with a view to eventually usurping one of Ox or Keita. Ideally "one for the future" who is ready (or on the verge of being ready) now.
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