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Thread: Match Thread : Leeds Utd v Liverpool

  1. #351
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    Dear Yanks
    You can take your trophies and shove them up your capitalist arses
    Lining your own pockets while running us into the ground
    Has to end. Ask Bill Shankly.
    sincerely
    comrade taksin

  2. #352
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taksin View Post
    I'm still waiting for FSG to answer my letter where I demanded that they explain where they think we would be if we hadn't have sold Coutinho
    Quote Originally Posted by ianlfc View Post
    I'm hoping their reply is in the style of Eminems Stan.
    God damn it lads. Fine.

    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why, I
    log into the forum at all
    The end of the storm clouds up my window
    And I can't see at all
    And even if I could I'm still traumatised
    'cause Cantona drove home that ball
    But the 90s are over, so it's not so bad
    It's not so bad


    Dear John, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
    I tried to connect through a medium at the Witch's Coven.
    I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
    Maybe you were at Home pumpin into Linda or somethin'
    Sometimes I scribble letters and I send them off to Boston
    But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? How is business?
    I think about the net spend while at Home doing the dishes.
    If I have a son, guess what I'm a-call him?
    I'ma name him Kenny.
    I read about the Red Sox too, I'm sorry.
    I know what fans are like when they have owners that aren't wanted.
    I know you probably get this all the time, but I'm glad you saved us.
    I saw where it was going under the Vampires, it was dangerous.
    I have a picture of you sitting in my car
    From when you won that trophy and smoked that fat cigar.
    Anyways, I hope you get this man, respond to action,
    While you're relaxin', even though I'm rappin'
    This is Taksin

    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why, I
    log into the forum at all
    The end of the storm clouds up my window
    And I can't see at all
    And even if I could I'm still traumatised
    'cause Cantona drove home that ball
    But the 90s are over, so it's not so bad
    It's not so bad


    Dear John, you ain't rap-battled back, that shit is pretty whack.
    I ain't too miffed, but it's shit when I am tryna cut you slack.
    If you don't respond to fans, the signal sent is pretty bad dude.
    I might get the long-boat with Kyrgiakos, Vikings comin' at you.
    I just want success John, you're being pretty bold, do what you're told,
    The front three will soon be getting pretty old.
    Just invest, with cash, shit's cold.
    The trauma hurts man, Suarez was an idol.
    He gave it everything but Chelsea and Palace stole the title.
    I ain't angry, but I think you are a massive turd.
    Brendan says "we just lacked luck in the final third".
    See I'm just like you in a way,
    I didn't want Martinez either.
    Nor those sandals dawg, or baldness, don't want that either.
    I can't relate to what the Mancs are singing in their songs
    We sing about our team, not "feed the Scousers" all day long,
    and I need LFC Online 'cause it helps when I'm depressed
    Though sometimes Sid's too positive and I get stressed.
    Sometimes I wank to Linda until my penis bleeds
    And smoke Emirates herb until I'm wanked blind and cannot see
    The revenue articles or how James Pearce sells it,
    We didn't win the transfer window and I want to see investment.
    But Linda don't know you like I do John, no-one does
    She doesn't know a 30-year wait for fans of the best club, you gotta call me John
    or I'll delete my account
    Sincerely yours, Taksin
    P.S. investing in wages doesn't count.

    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why, I
    log into the forum at all
    The end of the storm clouds up my window
    And I can't see at all
    And even if I could I'm still traumatised
    'cause Cantona drove home that ball
    But the 90s are over, so it's not so bad
    It's not so bad


    Dear Mister "Only Show My Face To Apologise to Fans"
    You'd better respond or I'll take you to task!
    Thank fuck we got Alisson and Van Dijk, think it wasn't worth it?
    34 undefeated games with Matip and the Dutch lad, that partnership is perfect.
    So this TikTok I'm sending you, I hope you get to watch it.
    I'm in a plane right now, Death to America, I'm in the fuckin' cockpit.
    Hey John, I smoked the Emirates stuff,
    You dare me to fly?
    Can't Tali-ban this song where I got too far damned high.
    I'm heading towards Boston, your stadium's gonna be blown.
    How can we replace Wijnaldum with Curtis fucking Jones?
    I'm so damn pissed, you rescued the club from liquidation
    But the rank smell of a cheap-skate needs colonic irrigation
    And all I want is to regularly see a ball
    Passed neatly between players to break down defensive walls
    I loved you John, we coulda been together, there's no doubt
    Linda's nothing, I hope you see my dick pic and it freaks you out
    I'll keep posting you nails hair and scabs until you're too creeped out
    I hope Linda never eats you out and you've a sexual drought.
    See John, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
    Hey John, that's Mrs Petruzzi screamin' in the trunk
    But I didn't slit her throat, just showed her my reflection, see I ain't like you
    'Cause 90 kilometres of mirror training's a good way to die too
    Well, gotta go, this verse is getting pretty dark.
    Hope they find the black box after I self-destruct myself this plane at Fenway Park.

    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why, I
    log into the forum at all
    The end of the storm clouds up my window
    And I can't see at all
    And even if I could I'm still traumatised
    'cause Cantona drove home that ball
    But the 90s are over, so it's not so bad
    It's not so bad


    Dear Taksin, I meant to TikTok sooner, but I can barely see.
    My eyes are narrower than arcade coin slots, Taksin, please bear with me.
    Look, I think it's great that you'd call your young son Kenny,
    But I disapprove of the vibe suggesting that fans are out to get me.
    It's not that I've forgotten fans, I swear that I do miss you,
    I don't neglect big gross spends intentionally to diss you.
    I know that being shrewd may seem kind of insane to you,
    But the Football Bubble burst, we're trying to be sustainable.
    But what's this you said about deleting your LFC Online account?
    I need those search word algorithms dawg, though I'm losing track, I've lost count.
    Stop joshing about my wife, come on, how fucked up is you?
    You got some issues Taksin, speak to Pep, I hear he carries tissues.
    I appreciate financial worries and that sometimes you get down some.
    You weren't wrong when you said that things were getting dark,
    That's for Oil Man, we're responsible, not Sheikhs or Oligarchs.
    That type of shit will make me want a Super League.
    We'll have holograms for fans and no need to provide mead.
    I know net spend don't grab you, but try to stay interested,
    £142m from an eight-and-a-half million investment.
    I tell you Taksin, the club is doing absolutely fine,
    If you relax a little and wait, we'll not be stuck at 1-and-9
    That's Nineteen dawg, and I don't mean the guys who posts,
    About up the bum job done, I like vagina, anal's gross.
    I seen this one story on the news about a guy who was a Rocket,
    Making inappropriate jokes during September about planes and cock-pits.
    And had my wife with him, threatening to blow my love apart
    And the black box reveals the guy who took my Linda's part and
    Come to think about it, it was you, Flying Emirates so high,
    In a botched attempt to make me spend to maintain the Golden Sky.
    Damn!
    Last edited by Insidious; Yesterday at 05:26 PM.
    Your hobbies are rollerblading and you're also a bit of a rat-hound? Steel Wool
    Sid knows he's crazy and he likes it. Balinkay

  3. #353
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taksin View Post
    Dear Yanks
    You can take your trophies and shove them up your capitalist arses
    Lining your own pockets while running us into the ground
    Has to end. Ask Bill Shankly.
    sincerely
    comrade taksin

  4. #354
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    Sid, get your coat. Now.

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