On the first day of January...............

**jozza800** · 6th January 2022, 09:46 AM

Fast and a tricky with little end product. Think SWP or Nathan Redmond...

**reddownunder** · 6th January 2022, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by jozza800

Fast and a tricky with little end product. Think SWP or Nathan Redmond...

Adama Traore?

**jozza800** · 6th January 2022, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by reddownunder

Adama Traore?

Not as powerful as Traore and better with his feet.

**Kev0909** · 6th January 2022, 11:03 AM

60m apparently

**Insidious** · 6th January 2022, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by Nineteenx

Maybe we'll sing Coutinho this window

Acapella or with a band?

Our back-up vocalist quota is full so the lead singer needs to be elite.

Can we afford a good bass player without selling a drum-kit?

We have enough microphones numerically without question, but a few of them are prone to technical difficulties.

**Kev0909** · 6th January 2022, 12:05 PM

Hahahaha

no chance we'll sign coutinho though can't afford his wages lols, don't think we should either tbh

not really Klopps type of player

**teesred** · 6th January 2022, 01:27 PM

We've signed someone.............for the ladies team.
Shes called Katie Stengel and she's absolutely gorgeous. Haven't the foggiest idea if she's any good at football though.

**southernboy** · 6th January 2022, 02:31 PM

£7m bid rejected for Nat Phillips. Apparently we want £15m, which is still an absolute bargain.

**southernboy** · 6th January 2022, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by teesred

We've signed someone.............for the ladies team.
Shes called Katie Stengel and she's absolutely gorgeous. Haven't the foggiest idea if she's any good at football though.

It’s probably not going to get better than this.