Do footballers get a boost from having kids?

[Kev0909]

According to several mates from when I played football in my 20’s when they had their first born child especially, they were on fire that first year

That was why I made the point of it giving Gakpo a boost & him needing to work harder than ever to raise his levels as high as he can during that

I'd be on fire, if we had sex 19x

That would give me a right good boosting, defo would be a good nunez replacement then.

Even if i couldn't walk straight afterwards, there's been a rumour going around that's what your nickname on here is after.... if you get my drift.

[Nineteenx]

Well Kev I’m very flattered n all but I’m just not like that 😂

I get some jip from US players online for my username Easy D 🤣

Which is a comedy rap character I made up when working for Mark B & Blade

The rap was a filthy number called Backseat Lover about when you’re 17/18 & get your first car & trying to get your swerve on

True story I performed it live a few times in Europe & one night in Wolfsburg the backing MC was talking about his LP coming out & this German lad pipes up “Heeeeey what about the rude guy? When’s his LP coming out” we were all on the floor crying
laughing

[JockStrap]

Is it better than Freelove Freeway?

[Nineteenx]

Also possibly true, I can’t be sure it was him but I may once have caught Jurgen crowd surfing in Germany

We had a gig in or near Mainz early 90’s & what looked like a few members of a footy team in which wasn’t unusual we had a few Forest lads in Nottingham a couple of times

This one big goofy looking lad with glasses came over the top a few times I always wondered when I found out he played for Mainz

Mucky Pup a German ‘Rock’ type band were supporting