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Burns out first ball of the series, does NOT bode well for the rest of the series, big time bottlers 
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3.2 overs gone and Malan plays a ball he can leaves and nicks it to their WK England 2 down very early and a disastrous start"If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, i'd close the curtains” -
Root gone for a duck 3 down in 5.5 overs with just 11 runs on the board, absolutely pathetic"If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, i'd close the curtains”Comment
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4-29 Stokes gone what an absolute disastrous start to the ashes for England"If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, i'd close the curtains”Comment
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140 something all out. Good start to the series for us. It's going to be a long series....There's too much confusion, I can't get no reliefComment
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I use to be a massive England fan..And got ultra fked off at the pathetic nature of the performances. Now i don't care. because most of all they don't care. Just happy robbing a living.Cleaning up the Scots since the 13th centuryComment
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Never been a massive fan, but yes they are taking the piss.Originally posted by justme View Post
Imagine if our Liverpool players took that attitude!There's too much confusion, I can't get no reliefComment
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Shambles and a disgraceComment
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After offering some vague hope yesterday, both Root and Malan throw their wickets away in typical England batsman fashion in the first five overs in todays session and Pope joins in on the act in the same 5 overs too, only a Stokes and Butler wonder show can save England in this first test now and that's highly unlikely"If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, i'd close the curtains”Comment
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Stokes gone, it's fucked now, England always do this, fucking disaster in the first innings, clawed themselves back in the game, only to throw it all away really early in the today's morning session, when with more care they could have batted for most of if not all of today, got a 150 plus lead and got at least a draw out of the game"If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, i'd close the curtains”Comment
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Butler goes in typical fashion, just needlessly hanging his bat out at one to nick it to their WK, how many fucking times do we have to see an England batsman do that? It's a fucking joke, you never see an opposition batsman do that, we have to bowl the cunts out properly and work for it, work them and the ball really expertly to get the nick
Woakes and Robinson currently in England trail by 4 runs"If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, i'd close the curtains”Comment
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I was at the game yesterday and Root and Malan did a great job in wearing the Australian bowlers down in very warm conditions. With question marks over the fitness of Hazlewood I thought today was looking like more of the same but it's all changed in this morning session.
Australia's batting is just as fragile as England's so with Anderson and possibly Broad coming in for the next Test it should be an even seriesComment
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All out, 8 wickets for 70 odd runs today, typical England
Australia need 20 runs after lunch for an all too easy first test victory"If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, i'd close the curtains”Comment
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I think that's what's known on this forum as "a right good bumming."Comment
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It certainly isOriginally posted by ianlfc View Post
"If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, i'd close the curtains”Comment
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