Be honest, Steveo - is the issue you can't get it up anymore and you need to feel like a man by scoring online points? There's pills for that, mate - we don't judge.
As for your inability to read - there's plenty of excellent English textbooks out there. Either that or get some grasses. Vision fades rather quickly.
Ask him for his address and send him some Numan
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